May 2012
the difference between DC & Marvel
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Bruce Wayne: Secret identities are important - it protects who you are and the ones you love. Tony Stark: YOLO
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You know when you text lying down and drop your...
Well I just dropped an iPad on my face.
I love E4
The VoiceOver just described Take the Lead as “the cat from Shrek teaching people how to dance”
queefjerkey:
do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something
World's Deepest Swimming Pool
lepreas:
Two words: WATER. TEMPLE.
thatfunnyblog:
i may be annoying and ugly but at least i don’t have auto play on my blog
Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
Two churches located across the street from each...
vagina-thumper:
Nope it's fine, I just coughed up blood.
Genuinely spent the last 30 minutes freaking out that I sleepkill or something.
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I woke up this morning and my teeth were covered...
I’ve never been more concerned that I might be a werewolf or a vampire or something.
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Mum: What is he doing going to war? I'm pretty sure he only just left high school.
Me: Mum....High School Musical isn't a documentary.
Mum: A bloody good thing too. Those kids won't get anywhere in life if all they do is sing about their problems.
April 2012
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I made sure to order the Dirty Dancing DVD with a...
Prepared for everything.
Americans: That character can't die, they're the main character!
BBC: You must be new.
